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Roast Beef Au Jus Dumb Dumber

Dumb and Dumber line-by-line

Talk over older Jim Carrey movies.

Impaired and Dumber line-by-line

Ok this is easy. You lot just say the lines of the movie, line-past-line. You can only say one character at a fourth dimension. Nosotros can cycle through it a couple times then start it again, and then the pages don't build up. Have fun! I'll start.

LLOYD: Excuse me? Could you tell me how to get to the medical school. I supposed to exist doing a lecture in about xx minutes and my commuter's a bit lost!

"Here goes, I sped, I followed to closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I inverse lanes at an intersection, I changed lanes without signalling while running a red light and SPEEDING!!"

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Postby Petey » Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:07 am

Austrian Woman: yous go direct ahead, anda you accept a left over da bridge.

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Postby MusicFreak_08 » Sat Jun 11, 2005 10:11 am

Lloyd: That's a lovely emphasis y'all have. New Jersey?

"Here goes, I sped, I followed to closely, I ran a terminate sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes at an intersection, I inverse lanes without signalling while running a red calorie-free and SPEEDING!!"

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Postby Petey » Saturday Jun xi, 2005 x:12 am

Austrian Woman: Austria.

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Postby MusicFreak_08 » Saturday Jun 11, 2005 10:13 am

Lloyd: Austria!? Well then, Yard'Mean solar day MATE! Let's put another SHRIMP ON THE BARBEY!

"Hither goes, I sped, I followed to closely, I ran a cease sign, I about hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes at an intersection, I changed lanes without signalling while running a ruddy light and SPEEDING!!"

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Postby Petey » Sat Jun 11, 2005 x:14 am

Austrian Adult female: Lets Not.

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Postby JT Carrey » Sat Jun 11, 2005 x:41 am

*que music* (hehehe)

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Postby Petey » Sun Jun 12, 2005 two:58 am

Movie cuts ho Harry and his mut cuts van.

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Postby MusicFreak_08 » Sun Jun 12, 2005 5:01 am

(not sure if this is exactly right but oh well)

Harry: Ok, who'south got the weiner schnitzel? Oh, there ya go. Next, nosotros got a roast beef au jus! Who's got the roast beef au jus. Oh, Fifi, oui oui...walk away. Terminal but not least. FOOT LOOOONG!! WHO'South GOT THE FOOT LOOONG! Wha-very funny Rascal, very funny. In your dreams.

"Hither goes, I sped, I followed to closely, I ran a stop sign, I about hitting a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes at an intersection, I inverse lanes without signalling while running a crimson light and SPEEDING!!"

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Postpast Petey » Sun Jun 12, 2005 5:38 pm

CB: Harry, why havent you dropped those dogs of at the show nevertheless?They were supposed to be there an hr ago.

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Postby MusicFreak_08 » Sun Jun 12, 2005 7:06 pm

Harry: I didn't want to transport em to a show on an empty breadbasket sir.

"Here goes, I sped, I followed to closely, I ran a stop sign, I nigh hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I inverse lanes at an intersection, I inverse lanes without signalling while running a red light and SPEEDING!!"

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Postby Petey » Sun Jun 12, 2005 8:42 pm

CB: Get A Move On It!!

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Postpast MusicFreak_08 » Monday Jun 13, 2005 3:08 am

Mrs. Noogaborne: Where take you been? My dogs were supposed to be here twoscore MINUTES Agone!

"Here goes, I sped, I followed to closely, I ran a finish sign, I near hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes at an intersection, I inverse lanes without signalling while running a red light and SPEEDING!!"

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Postby Petey » Mon Jun 13, 2005 3:fourteen am

Harry: Dont worry about a matter Mrs. Noogieberger...

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Postpast MusicFreak_08 » Monday Jun xiii, 2005 3:15 am

Mrs: Noogaborne: NOOGABORNE!

"Here goes, I sped, I followed to closely, I ran a stop sign, I near hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes at an intersection, I changed lanes without signalling while running a red calorie-free and SPEEDING!!"

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